Showing posts with label maybe it'll be on cable?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label maybe it'll be on cable?. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Wanna be a baller, shot caller...

I have another funny commercial that I wanted to share. But before I do, I wanted to mention my last post about the black guy and the biker. Now, I try to keep my expectations low (which is a good strategy for all aspects of life, not just blogging,) but I have to say I was surprised I didn't get more comments on that one. So, if you didn't get a chance to read it, or have been thinking about it all weekend and are finally ready to share your thoughts--click here.

Ok, onto the funny commercial--click to watch it.


Just a couple things: I like how there is not a super high percentage of black guys in this commercial. It helps to counteract the ideas that all black guys play basketball/only black guys play basketball. I think the Asian guy is a definite shout out to Jeremy Lin because I have never seen an Asian guy in any sort of sports related commercial before. Did you know Jeremy Lin was born in 1988? Dang, I'm old.

Finally, my favorite part of the commercial is where the guy throws the ball up and it hits the basket real funny. This reinforces the idea that I like commercials where people throw stuff up funny.

Leave me a comment if you'd like. Happy Tuesday!

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Youtube sensation.

Here's a video that's been making the rounds. Watch it, then we'll all share our thoughts. Or, I'll share my thoughts and you'll just finish reading and go on about your business ;)



This video was a spinoff from this video. The original video has spawned a bunch of spinoff videos, go to youtube and watch them if you're bored.

Being the analytical gal I am, I categorized her "sh*ts white girls say" into 25 different ideas, and thought it might be fun for y'all to guess how many of those things have actually been said to me. Ok, guess.





















Twelve. I've heard them from classmates, friends, acquaintences, strangers. Not all by white girls, but all by white people. One she should have added was, "Do you know/You remind me of insert name of black person speaker knows here ?/." And it's always within 3 minutes of meeting me for the first time, which is kind of random.

I'd say they the comments in this vid fall into the category of racish. They strike me as things that things that people say without thinking. Probably no ill will intended, but annoying nonetheless. I will also say that I would rather have someone make comments like this, than be so afraid of offending me that they say nothing, and just act all weird.

So now my questions for you:

How does the number that have been said to me match up to your guess?
If you're white, how many of these things have you said? What was the motivation behind it?
If you're black, how many things have been said to you? How do you typically respond?
If you're neither white nor black, how does it feel to have things so often framed as black/white issues?

Oh, and if anyone has questions about specific comments like "Why is saying 'I don't like rap music' annyoing?" Leave em! Remember, this blog was gonna be called askablackperson.com, so don't be shy.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

There are no cats in America, and the streets are paved with cheese...



I wanted to tell you all about a really interesting multi-part documentary series that premiered last week. Faces of America is airing on PBS and follows 12 celebrities as they learn more about their family histories and ancestors. Henry Louis Gates Jr. (you all remember him , don't you?) is the host and he makes these really neat scrapbooks for the people with historical documents and photos teaching them about how they came to be in this country, and interesting things their distant relatives did.

One thing I think is remarkable is how cut off from their family histories so many of the people seemed to be. I always thought this was something that primarily concerned black Americans because of the legacy of slavery. But there were many white participants in the program who didn't know very much about their pasts.

Another thing I noticed was that, when faced with no information we tend to fill in the blanks with information that a lot of the time, is not accurate. For example, Mike Nichols always thought that his late father (who was a doctor,) had scraped and struggled to put himself through medical school. Nope, turns out Nichols' grandfather had made a bunch of money from owning a gold mine in Russia.

I know I would love to participate in something like this, because I would really like to know as much as possible about my past. I am looking forward to hearing more, particularly from the black participants--to see what kind of information Dr. Gates can compile for them.

Faces of America airs Wednesdays (that's tonight!) on PBS, check your local listings for times. You can also watch the premiere on their website if you missed it.

Did you see the first episode? If so, what did you think? Would you want to participate in a project like this? Why or why not? How much do you already know about your family history? Are there any specific things you already know that you'd like to examine more in-depth?

Friday, July 31, 2009

the book of love will open up, and let us in.

I have more to say about the whole HLG incident, but I don't feel like writing it all down right now.

What I do feel like doing is posting this hilarious e-trade video. You've probably already seen it (It was on during the Superbowl,) But it is worth watching twice.

Two reasons I like this video...

1) Cute talking babies. 'Nuff said.

2) I like that the black baby is singing what would be considered a "white" song and he's not using an obviously "black" voice (yo yo yo I'm a baby--wassup?!!!) Let me be clear that there is nothing wrong with liking black music or having a black voice. It's just nice to see another option it comes to people of color's portrayal in the media. We still have to deal with the ever present issue of the brown baby being the sidekick for the white baby, but we can work on that...right?

Happy Friday!

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Yes we can.

It's just a video kind of week this week. My husband sent me this link. Enjoy.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Serenity now!

No race and inequality talk today, just my favorite hilarious commercial of the moment...



Even though I have Tivo, I will stop fast forwarding to watch a commercial that I haven't seen. Or to watch a funny commercial again. Am I alone in this? This commercial's got lots of people of different ethnicities, tied together by their despair over buying bad games. Ok, so maybe just a little race and inequality talk...

(:

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Lord of the Dance

In honor of St. Patrick's Day. Yeah, I know it was yesterday--you wanna make sumthin' of it?



First golf, now this--is there anything we can't do?

(:

Thursday, March 12, 2009

You are not the father!



It's funny, ever since I've started this whole "posting every day" thing, I've been worried about whether or not I would find something post-worthy on a daily basis. I've got a list of things that I can write about that aren't particularly time-sensitive, but I would hate to run through that list and then be topic-less. But The Universe works in mysterious ways, and I found something today that I was quite eager to share my opinions on.

I was watching a story on 60 Minutes about eyewitness testimony. Since some recent date in time, over 230 people have been released from prison after being convicted of crimes like rape and murder, after DNA evidence proved beyond a reasonable doubt that they were innocent. In 75% of the cases, a big part of what helped them get convicted was eyewitness testimony. All the people that they showed in the story were either black or Latino/Arab looking. I'm sure some white guys have gotten off, but we all know that black men are disproportionately represented in the prison system, hence the relevance to me talking about it on this blog.

Some of the takeaways that came from the story are that suspects should be shown one by one, instead of in a lineup. Also, someone not involved in the investigation (i.e. not the detective on the case,) should be the person interacting with the victim during the i.d. of the perpetrator process, so that the victim is not unduly influenced by that person's comments. Also, it should be stressed to the victim that there is a real possibility that the person who committed the crime is not in the lineup. In all of these 230+ cases, the real perpetrator was not in the initial lineup.

I personally think that we should pass a law that says all cases with DNA evidence available should have those tests run. I also think that we should make it illegal for the State to destroy physical evidence--no matter what the amount of time that has passed since the crime was committed. If we're committed to putting the person that is truly responsible behind bars, there should really be no problem with enacting either of these measures. I personally cannot think of much worse in life than having your freedom taken away for a crime that you didn't commit.

As always, I welcome your comments.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

What happens to a dream deferred?





So, I was watching this new show on the Investigation Discovery channel called Gang Nation. This guy named Ross goes all around the world interviewing and hanging out with different gangs. I have always been fascinated by Nazis, so when I saw that there was going to be an episode on neo-Nazis in Russia--I fired up my tivo and eventually got to watching.

I want to clarify my "fascinated by Nazis" comment, because I know that it might sound a little weird. What I mean is that it is mind-boggling to me that in the last century, there existed this group that was able to murder millions of people with the implicit support of millions of others who stood by and did nothing. How does an organization like this run? How does it get popular? How does it remain popular? It's these types of questions that I ask myself, and so I consume information about the Nazis in order to try and formulate some answers.

So back to the T.V. show: Ross goes to Russia and meets with these Neo-Nazis. In order to gain entrée into their group they set him on fire, and make him have a duel with a gang member with a bb-type gun that just happens to be not loaded.

Nice.

So once he has passed these tests, he starts hanging out with them and talking with them, getting to know them better. Russia has apparently had a recent surge in neo-Nazi activities. And (not surprisingly,) they've had a surge in hate crimes too.

From what I gathered from the program, the neo-Nazis are pissed off about all the "black" immigrants that are coming over and taking all the jobs and threatening their Russian way of life with their Muslism-ness.

There were four important takeaways that I had after watching this program:

1.) That someone that looks like this:



could be considered a black person. The skinheads call the immigrants from Azerbaijan, Uzbekistan and other areas "black" because they are not from Russia. This to me is an example of how dumb these arbitrary labels can be at times.

2.) One of the main problems that the skinheads seemed to have was that these immigrants were taking jobs away from them. Oh, that classic white supremacist line: "They're takin' our jobs!"

Sigh.

What is keeping these Nazis from directing their anger and hatred at their fellow white Russians? The white Russians that are the business owners and industry leaders, that are happily hiring these immigrants for these low-wage, marginally skilled jobs? What is the benefit for these business owners to have this steady supply of cheap labor? Hmmm...what could it be? I wonder...

3.) Near the end of the show, Ross said something that took me by surprise. It was something like, "This is the most disgusting group of people I've ever had to hang out with." That isn't an exact quote, but that was the gist of it. I thought this was a pretty unexpected thing for him to say. Here's why: they had extended some level of hospitality to him, and they did give him a fair amount of access to their group. Also, I'm guessing that he is putting himself out there as at least a quasi-journalist, and I always thought journalists were supposed to be objective (Is there even such a thing as being objective? I don't think so--but that's a topic for another post.) So then that got me wondering, "What made him say that?"

And then I remembered that there was a part of the show where Ross interviewed the family of one of these hate crime victims. They talked in detail about how their son was murdered, and how they just came to Russia because they wanted a better life, but because of what happened they were thinking of moving back to their home country. It was really quite sad. The dad talked about how the skinheads were cowards because:

a. they attacked his son from behind.
b. there were several of them, and his son was only one person.
c. they had weapons, and his son was unarmed.

Yup, those all sound like pretty d!ck moves to me. I'd be interested to hear how skinheads justify this dishonorable behavior. Even if they think they're fighting in some kind of war, there are these things called rules of engagement that soldiers with ethics and morals play by. So, I think this is at least part of the reason that Ross was so unimpressed with these guys and gals (yeah, there were a couple gals too--yikes.)

And, my final takeaway

4.) I can't help but wonder, what is causing this rise in Neo-Nazi activity in Russia? Near the end of the program they said that Russia was believed to have the highest concentration of neo-Nazis in the world.

My theory is that Russia is in some ways very similar to how Germany was at the end of World War I. They used to be this feared superpower and now...they're not. I was watching another show about this Russian juggler who had immigrated to the United States, and even though his parents still lived there, he never went back to visit. His explanation was that he wasn't interested in going back because everyone in Russia was, "drunk and angry."

Now, I'm not saying that's true of everyone that lives there, but I am saying how I can see how people would be extremely upset if their whole system of government collapsed, a few oligarchs took control of the immense wealth that was suddenly up for grabs, the vast majority of the citizens were left with the scraps, and the standing of the country in the world changed drastically for the worse in a short period of time.

I can see how that might piss people off. My assertion is that the anger is being completely misdirected to the wrong people. So if any skinheads are reading this, I would encourage you to think critically about what's really going on and who's really responsible for what you're going through. Oh, and when you figure it out--please don't jump them from behind in the middle of the night three-on-one and bash them in the head with steel-toed boots--because that's just not cool, ok?

As always, I welcome your comments.